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Comedy Central
Feb 7, 2013 11:00pm PST
retarded. what are you going to do now? you can't offend our economy. it will hit the defense department. how do you think the defense department feels about that? >> if these cuts happen there le bay disruption in defense and sharp decline in military readiness. >> jon: you can pull troops from germany and consolidate middle east forces and most armies and go all in on the australian content. this is not a game. [laughter] >> jon: no it's the game the world domination. risk. this is jon stewart comedian and drawing room emperor. you know, when i'm looking to kill eight hours, i like to play half a game of risk. [laughter] risk: because monopoly moves too fast and ends too quickly. >> this is reality. >> jon: all right. settle down. defense budget, we're not going to be ready to protect the country and defense spending cuts will have economic impacts as well. for instance, if the sequester kicks in not only will the international readiness be degraded things like the blue angels air show and fleet week will be canceled. no fleet week means no cher music videos. that means shares of mesh
Comedy Central
Feb 4, 2013 7:25pm PST
defense secretary leon panetta made military history when he lifted the ban on women serving in combat. immediately, objections were raised. >> there is a difference in the physicality of women and men >> it's a terrible idea. you're going to have the sex assault problem >> people are going to die reporter: author and military expert kingsley brown >> women in combat positions are a threat to military cohesion. it's not clear that men can actually bond with women the way they bond with other women >> reporter: so women can disrupt romance in combat zones? >> almost by definition. reporter: who are these fatigue hags jeopardizing all that military cohesion? meet marine corps captain zoe biddle a plaintiff in the lawsuit to lift the ban on women in combat >> i think it's about time that women are allowed to serve in all roles >> reporter: why do you want to be the one to break up the band of brothers? don't be the yoko >> unit cohesion is based around common mission and being held to standards. >> reporter: we said to an expert in the workplace discrimination, do you want to know what he
Comedy Central
Feb 4, 2013 11:00pm PST
murder-oo. in the pregame interview, ray lewis offered up a novel defense for his actions >> what would you like to say to the families >> to the family, if you knew, if you really knew the way god works, he don't use people who commit anything like that. for his glory. no way. it's the total opposite. >> jon: wow. must be quite the comfort to families of those murder victims. the news that god makes sure everybody gets what they deserve. still that's the case. then criminal trials would go a lot faster. your honor, what evidence do you believe in the victim's blood found in my client's limousine? would god allow a murderer to go to 13? i rest my faith. by the end of this long and complicated day our senses had been beaten into submission and numbed by excess. just as i began to question this annual ritual of violence and consumerism, i saw this one final commercial. >> in the eternal debate for answers, the one thing that is true is what's true for you. >> jon: and i realized after seeing that that i actually [bleep] the super bowl. guys getting hit really hard. beer trucks, chips. i f
Comedy Central
Feb 5, 2013 11:00pm PST
in defense systems that repel illinois-gotten sperm what could you try is not believing that women's vaginas have that capability. [ laughter ] makes me want to stroke my chin piewbs. [ laughter ] a fundamental rethinking of the more extreme and interkuwaited thinking that form the backbone of republican party platsform. all right. you could do. that anybody with a different idea? >> republican proposals in key states to change the way we elect the president are approved, this week's inaugural. >> repeat after me. >> preserve, protect and defend. >> would have looked like this: [laughter] >> jon: i understand the electric electoral math is slightly different but why does he still get michelle obama? that seems -- [laughter] -- heard of winner talk all but please s. some would call a proposal like that cheating. because that's what it is, but why not take a page from the playbook here. the language error is cheating. let's adjust that to winning to process innovation. ethics modulated democracy improvement. takes a lot of hard work and intelligence, really, to remain stupid. >> jon: welcome b
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